Sunday 26 January 2014

Hang that Graphic Designer!

Somebody please kill that Graphic designer!
Hang On....
For God's sake!
I cant breath ... what the heck is this "SUPER MAN LOGO" doing for Sindh Festival?   (o.O) *shocked*

Bilawal says “I am reaching out to you to seek your help, for saving cultural heritage of Sindh.” is that the "Rational" for replicating Super-Man logo?

Couldn't he go for some kool concepts from the friends abroad whose going to be the "help" for this festival. I mean why!!?? WHY?? and why!!? Why the Ajrak pattern is enough to stabilize this piracy of logo-design for Bilawal?

Dressing like the president and imposing people to accept you as the super man for the life time was a bad idea man! You have got to come up with a brand new insignia so that at least we could accept you "A Man".

You don't have good creative managers around, I am scared of absolute 250million rupees waste once again. Where he is operating a culture saving missionary campaign, he is not even aware of Copy Rights and moral conduct of creative industry to legal laws and code. No responsibility at all!
DC Comics, Inc. should sue this stupid chap! hilarious act Bilawal !!

Son of a Zardari! Duffer! :P







**Not all the above Memes aren't created by the blogger but belongs to web and blogosphere.


Nos vemos poronto!





Friday 7 June 2013

Religion, not Machinery!

 
On every sacred event, every religion allows its followers to participate under the reflection of their belief. I believe what I have been experiencing throughout my life in Pakistan that life is a package of too many sticks in a matchbox.
We hear lyrical praise in spite of recitation of Holy verses.
We manage stepping out for religious gatherings but not for Taraveeh after fasting.
We don’t speak polite and give wishes to unknown and puts the courtesy aside.
We do give Fitra & Zakat to the weaker without telling them the reason and still want to get respect by standing noble in front of them.
We impose our understanding of religion and we forget that the last Prophet Mohammad(PBUH) provided mosque for performing the ibadah  to those who lost their synagog. 
We mix culture in religion and later it only remains practice of culture.
We do insert chunks of our own bookish preaching in to the beliefs and we put nature aside - some would call it Bidaah, some declaires out of Sheriaah and some says it is Blasphemy, 
and I say,
Can’t you just understand what Quran says? It won’t cost you a single penny!

Islam is a proficiency of human civilization not a machinery!
 
Nos Vemos poronto!
 
 
 
 
 

Wednesday 15 May 2013

“Its half time again”



This is half time. And we are running out of time,

Listen carefully! When you will reach the ground you will be afraid of losing, people will scare you with high expectations and they will gaze in to your eyes. They will look for what are you up to.. Don’t let them know what you are thinking... You will be attacked by many; you will be distracted by many.. but you will chase them till last second. They will accuse you for what you are, for your choosing for your reactions and for your expressions. May be they scratch your arm, hit your head and kick your knee. You will be fallen, you will feel disgusted, you will feel like crying but don’t! Don’t you dare to weep out your anger. Use it for the victory!

See we don’t have much time. You need to win this turn…
They will play batter then you do. They eat more than you do. They laugh louder than you do. They always have been heard batter then you. They have charms, and you have been exploited for not leaving your team and you screamed and you fought and you slipped and you bring back your form but that’s not enough,

Listen we are running out of time. Before the rules goes against,

Before the board throws us out of the tournament, before people hates you more for losing,
you have to win!

Tell people that it doesn’t matter if you slept in hunger for many nights. It doesn’t matter that you were exhausted of being treated like anonymous, and it doesn’t matter if they can’t see your struggle in making their names an identity.

Look we won’t get more chances;

You have to tell them that you don’t care for few charmers & promisors who are ready to hunt you when you aim for a strike and you tell the people this time that you are right for their rights. Sorry them for the wrong attempt and sorry them for their broken expectations and sorry them because you didn’t maintained their level of courtesy.

Just don’t brag about what you did for them and why you did; they will realize it soon once you make them winner… the half time is ending.

Wear your shredded shirts and rough bottoms and cover your bare foot with your old shabby boots once again, and fill your stomach with hunger of unity and play for your people, forget what they think about you. Play for their identity to be shinned once and they will love you.
Keep their dignity on your foreheads and don’t let it be dropped.

Play for your people;

It’s half time ending!

And

We are running out of time!


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Nos vemos pronto!!





Tuesday 8 January 2013

Confession of Pure Souls






" Why am I thanking you so much..?...."
"I don't remember what was our moment of love, but what is unforgettable is the moment we met first! You appeared as just an other man and I ignored your presence like I used to ignore every other male .. The tick of clock which insisted me since after that time to look back into the moment remained so teasing until I did not realized our bond. And it took many months that I accepted the fact. You know what?... I still some times can't recall your face, that how actually you look and I curse myself for why it happens to me when I eagerly want to visualize you, in my lonely times... midnight or in the morning .. Some evening or in the rain when just for once but the most we enjoyed our best buddy-hood! but after so many times and having the deep love for you I understood one lovely thing, perhaps I miss the sharp glance of your facial feature in my imagination, but which I can not forget is your blur picture which reminds me the first arrow of cupid.. Far from romance ..close to reality and it is always fresh..pure..new.. may be I should be thankful to this bad phobia of loosing your clear appearance and only hazy you in my mind ..because it keeps us the same, like you used to be for me .. you, still such a precious surprise gift of my life....... :) "


Nos vemos pronto!!








Saturday 17 November 2012


Story of a Brave Heart!!




When Gushi came on our terrace, for three days, Gushi kept crying while visiting my brother’s bedroom window several times in a day.  She was hardly 3 months old cat.  I wanted to shush away the cat with a plastic stick but was scared of getting scratched by her little paws.

We couldn’t touch any cat ever since our first pet Billu died almost a decade ago. Billu, a beautiful white and black spotted kitten, was hit by some fire crackers set by our neighborhood kids. I was only five and kept wondering where he had disappeared until I found a small mound of fresh dirt in the back street where he was buried by my uncle. I was sad!

Gushi lived with us for almost 3 years. She was our little angel! She was very close to my eldest sister who used to play with her most and treated her with her favorite food. Gushi used to wait for her return from school and if  ever she was late, Gushy would take a tour of the entire house with my other family members who would tell her, “See Gushy! GG (that is how I call my eldest sister) isn’t home yet”. Gushy had a grace and beauty like an Egyptian queen.  I am yet to come across a cat with such a grace and beauty.  Yet she was innocent, honest and obedient! She used to play only with the shoes of those guests who were loving and sincere with our family. Gushy was only warned once not to touch or go near the food on the table and she never ever went even close to the table with food

On July 27, 2005 Gushy gave birth to three beautiful kittens. While all of us were happy that Gushi’s family has finally completed, at the same time we were scared of our mom’s reaction.  Mom did not appreciate us playing with our cat all day. Now that Gushi had a family, we were unsure of her reaction.

Anyway, we named the three kittens Moshu , Whittoo and Kittu and started playing with this family secretly in our room. Kittu was very naughty he started walking swiftly to explore the room.I still remember how he used to swing with one of my sisters  knee long hair braid to touch the Touch Lamp by his claw. Soon we learned the sad reality that the other two kittens, Moshu and Whitoo could not walk due to some birth defects.  Moshu’s legs were paralyzed and Whitoo could only jump while making an effort to walk.  Finally Mom came to know about our “grand-family”!

Moshu, Wittoo and Kittu now started moving freely in the house but then mom strictly restricted their activity in the corridor only hence we tried limiting their movement in the allowed territory with a help of a wooden plank but the naughty kittens surpassed their boundary and sometimes used the drawing room as their bathroom.  Kittu was a genius of all. He observed where mom was going to attend nature’s call, so the little genius used mom’s bathroom a couple of times which was again unacceptable. Finally we had to move the family to the terrace.  Gushi ran away instantaneously and the kids missed their mother rest of their lives.

The veterinarian advised us that Moshu could walk if we massage his legs and body with warm olive oil. I took the responsibility of giving him massage every day. When I was giving Moshu his massage I used to leave Whitoo with Kittu at the terrace as Whitoo used to create disturbance and distraction during the massage. One day when I was massaging Moshu  Whitoo started calling out  to come inside but I didn’t pay any attention to him and continued with my work. When I was done I realized that Whitoo had stopped crying out too. When I came out I was shocked to find Whitoo vomiting and in couple of hours he looked shrunk. We realized that the maid mistakenly cleaned the terrace floor with plant fumigant and the wet floor and a left over fumigant was drunk by Whitoo.  The doctors tried their best but nothing helped.  Whitoo breathed his last in my arms. I blamed myself for his death! I ignored his cries while I was helping Moshu get better.  Whitto could not climb, he was half blind and he could not differentiate between the good and bad food and drank the poisonous liquid!

And then there were two!   Musho and Kittu were great company together but one day  Kittu was nowhere to be found.  Few days later, we came to know that the local municipal office took away all the cats in the neighborhood and hence the mystery of Gushi and Kittu’s disappearance was solved.

Moshu, the sick cat, was left alone and soon became apple of our eye.   Poor Moshu could hardly move thus stayed on one place. He never went to gardens nor played in the dirt but he became an important member of our family. He couldn’t live a normal life. He never had been into his fraternity.

One day, a tom cat came from somewhere and started living in our home. My sister named him Matlabi or Mattu which means ‘selfish’. It was hilarious but true since he only visited to play with Moshu and have food with him. Interestingly, Matlabi would never start eating without Moshu. Sadly, few days later Mattu also left and never came back. Once again Moshu was left alone!! We felt sorry for Moshu.

He never complained, yelled or screamed for anything. Sometimes he argued but respected whatever we taught him.  Often Mom used to get angry on Moshu, he patiently listen to her and kept his chin down in her respect while mumbling something which seemed like a son to his mother. And when we introduced any one by telling him “Moshu meet a friend”, he utterly gets comfortable with the person.

My oldest sister and father continued to look after him. My father gave him bath every morning which Moshu loved. Sometimes used to make him rest his hands on the terrace boundary so that he could watch the outside world. But it was not possible to continue or prolong this practice for a long time and eventually he had to remain on the terrace floor day and night for months.  It was one dry and hot day when I went to give Moshu some water and bring him inside. I noticed he looked drained out, probably he had a heat stroke!  We bathed him with water and suddenly we noticed that there were maggots all over his body. Moshu was stung by a blue bee! We rushed him to the doctor and with lots of prayers and care Moshu recovered and we were happy again!  Moshu was back to his liveliness. He would attract anyone with his extraordinary attitude and no one could tell he was paralyzed.

Moshu was a brave cat and had willingness to live but his bad days were not over.  He was getting weaker and thinner. He was taken to the veterinarian once again. Although his condition was not quite favorable, Moshu had the spirit to fight back and live. The veterinarian was amazed to see how we raised a paralyzed animal for seven years.  Moshu’s will to live inspired her. Moshu was very sick and half dead. His body was barely responding to any treatment but the look in his eyes showed he wanted to be with us. Our lively child was fighting for life once again.

On Friday, 1st Muahharram, 1434 or 16th November’2012, we lost our precious baby….
My oldest sister who used to pamper him the most didn’t get a chance to give him the last hug.

Dear Moshu,
Listen! You will never be missed as a pet but as an important member of our family.  Everyone cried for you. Today is the third day since you left us we still feel your presence around us. You were our child and you lived for us. You cheered us and filled life in our lives. I regret all those seconds of my life that I didn’t spend with you. But during the last couple of months you stayed inside the house and we played together a lot of times.  We will save those moments for the Day of Judgment when we meet in front of the Almighty Allah and see you rising with your healthy legs and arms. My dear child, GG just threw away the leftover hair on the brush. Its midnight and you are missed like hell! Why did you go Musho why did you go? But I am thankful that you are not in pain anymore. It seems, whatever we did for you was not enough. We couldn’t give you a normal life. We still have your ice cream cup in the fridge. There will be no substitute of you because there is no one like you. We are thankful to you for the time you gave us. Forgive us for whatever we couldn’t do for you. But I am happy nothing can hurt you now. You are in the safest place. You were given to us by Allah and He took you back.  You will always be missed our brave heart!  

I request everyone to always value what you have. Always give importance to your time and love to those who are helpless to do anything for others because you never know one day they can do a thing which no one could do for you!


R.I.P Moshu!


Oh cielo ... por favor dénos corazón para los animales!
(Oh sky... please give us heart for animals!!)



( Above: I clicked this photograph when Musho was 4 years old. Top: Picture taken three months before his death )